RAWR~ren nihao.

Lauren
ABC
HSC Raper :)'11


If you never finish what you start
How do you know what you have achieved
Or what you are yet to achieve.
What you want
Or what you don't want.
What you dislike
or what you love
What you want to banish form your life
or what you can not live without.

(Source: bedazzledbodybag)

(Source: patrickkingart)

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
The End.

dump her

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

dump her

{x}
mega-luxrite:

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

mega-luxrite:

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

pokemonpalooza:

Artist: れも子

pokemonpalooza:

Artist: れも子

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

themobilemovement:

 

themobilemovement:

 

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen)


Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014
Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

(Source: gam-ora)

1112pm:

Keep your standards high, and any guy who is worth it will rise to meet them. 

- Ed Westwick

crassetination:

Tattoos 01: Beautiful Body Art

(People who have the good sense of letting their skin heal and not taking a picture of their new tat 5 min after leaving the parlor.)

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.